Sometimes, when broken down into individual components, the true gibberish nature of things can be revealed. Imagine, if you will, the events of a party that took place in New York last Sunday: Wells Fargo credit card, A$AP Rocky, Loewe boots, Floyd Mayweather, a huge neon sign saying “Earn points on rent,” Cara Delevingne standing next to Mayor Eric Adams while drinking her own brand of Prosecco from the bottle. Can you imagine it? ok otherwise!

But let’s back up for a second, because perhaps the thing that made the most sense here was A$AP’s signature outfit. So far this year, March in New York has meant week-to-week temperatures ranging from the 30s to the mid-60s, making it especially difficult to dress for the weather on a given day. And on Sunday, when the thermostat hovered around 30 degrees Fahrenheit, fashion darling New Yorker Rocky embraced the pangs with an age-appropriate transitional bandage.

Get ready for another list: a varsity jacket from the recent three-way collaboration between Stüssy, Our Legacy and Denim Tears, worn over an Études hoodie printed with photographs by artist Martine Syms (who Rocky also paired to Ugg slippers and another certain varsity jacket a few months ago), with knee-length plaid shorts, retro striped tube socks and a pair of Loewe fall 2022 sheepskin boots that look like the result of a cross-pollination between Yeezy NSTLDs and the inner lining of an Ugg. Many are looking forward to spring as the return of long sleeves with shorts season, but the boots with shorts combo is nothing to sniff at either.

Also, it looks like Flacko wore the same yet-to-be-released Loewe shoes to a concert in Lollapalooza Brasil this weekend. It was in the 70s in São Paulo lately, which basically qualifies them as all-weather shoes.